(*The Astral Post for tourists*) Due to a magnetic storm caused by chaos magicians in a park near by the home of a known pornstar, bad things may have gone terribly wrong.
"I like bad things, pornstar says. And bad boys too……."
“We only wanted to demonstrate the butterfly effect”, chaosmagician says apologetically. “It slipped out of our hands by accident.”
“The toilet suffered the most” pornstar says. “It ate my producer!”
"She’s a Goddess , magicians says. And we’re her new addiction…"