(*Astral TV – *) Scientists were left with sizzled eyebrows today during a breakthrough experiment at St Mary’s Institute in Calcutta. According to the preliminary results the Goddess seems to communicate her Presence and her Will everywhere simultaneously, but she, or it, can also communicate with individual scientists directly.

“We now believe to have proven the material existence of the Mother Goddess”.
“Beyond the qnomes lays a wholly different ballpark where our own reality is just one page in a great cosmic book. This enormous nexus of realities and worlds reaches beyond the planet earth and can be felt anywhere in the multiverse. She resonates in eternity”, scientist says enthusiastically.

"Jay Ma! – Victory to the Mother!………………………."
At the first official encounter with the scientists the alleged goddess is reported to have said that she is the Ground of Being and the Soul of everything – including the gods.
“But neither god nor man need feel insulted by that obvious fact. They may continue to see me as the primordial crystal soup out of which they rose”, the Goddess says. “That’s the habitual viewpoint anyway”.

Note.
Qnome is the modern scientific term for gnome. Beyond the gnomes there is, according to ancient lore, Nothingness. (And lots of it).
