(*The Astral Post for tourists *) The unlucky Hindu clergyman who ate a rat while sleeping during last weeks ‘festival of the god of blind mice’, is now being treated at dr. Dorian de Fay’s private clinic for the karmicly disabled in Calcutta, India.
The priest who is sworn to vegetarianism and celibacy almost died when it dawned on him what he was doing.
“As you foreigners say; I thought for a terrifying moment that I was eating pussy”, the poor priest says.
That the reality was much worse, came as a big relief for the humble priest, who, when the truth dawned on him, went directly into Samadhi.
Unfortunately he got stuck in the astral doorway.
“Yes, that is the not so flattering fact”, the clergyman says. “But after dr. de Fay’s treatment, which lasted for several hours and involved the use of a carjack , I can happily say: It is all an illusion, thank the Goddess! I have become enlightened!"
"The god of blind mice: Rømmegrøt is the favourite…."
The Astral Post: Are you still experiencing symptoms?
“Well, since you ask”, the priest mumbles. “As you foreigners say: You look like a dickhead!….”