(*The Astral Post for Tourists*) Professor Kitty “Cap” Ahabranson who is a fellow Nobel laureate in the studies of men, has followed the trail of the white giant for over 20 years. She has tried to kill it twice but has done no other damage to it than wounding its feelings.

“I think I hate him so much because he reminds me of the Great White Hunter archetype. Or so my analyst tells me”, professor Ahabranson says.
”But I don’t care. There is just one way to get rid of this itch: I wanna give it to him! I wanna suck him in and suck him dry, and spit him out while sucking on what remains of his balls!”

“I would have had him the last time, you know, but he turned inward on me and disappeared”, miss Ahabranson continues.


