(*The Astral Post for tourists*) Norwegian Shamans says it is necessary to keep a keen eye on the Christian god that most probably is a titan escaped from Tartaros.
“Is this the real reason for the rule against depicting God?”
“Him being all alone and set in charge of the Universe might not be a good idea after all”, says shaman. “Only last week he ate a pentacostal minister and a catholic bishop”.
It should come as no surprise to anyone that this guy likes to prey on his own children, but until he is captured and returned to the underworld WY’s job is to issue warnings and alerts when he is active and hungry and to try to intervene when he attacks.
“We would like to warn the curious general public,( who might think that this particular god died in the sixties), against moving too close to him. And for gods sake”, says the chief shaman, “do not feed him nuts!”
Rescue operations
The new pagan lifeguard patrol has hired several Christian Hollywood stuntmen for the job of being dangled in front of the gods face, while the shamans work on getting him to let go of his prey. It seems to be a belief among the stuntmen that dying in this particular line of duty will guarantee them a place in the new Christian heaven for martyrs that was opened last year by the pope, in response to the growing popularity of Islam.