(*The Astral Post for tourists*) The former Norwegian and self proclaimed Muslim Muhammed Ole is creating a retreat centre on the Gaza strip that authorities fear may ignite a major open conflict in the area.
"We look forward to it, says these Guantanamo inspired Muslims and daily readers of the Astral Post for tourists…"
The centre will consist of a pre made Southern Californian Smoothie Bar surrounded by spiritual fitness facilities from Glastonbury, England, shipped in from dubious sources in Miami.
In these premises, that will be filled with tranquilising fumes from heavy incense before the sessions (which will be open to anybody who can pay for it), Western Man may once again converse with teachers and lorekeepers of the great civilization that gave us the astrolabe.
Through speaking with known future terrorists and hardcore fundamentalists that Muhammed Ole will provide, the former Norwegian hopes that the participants will reach a new understanding of what Islam really is about.
“Remember”, Muhammed Ole says “The Muslims had streetlights 800 years before London. It is the Westerners who are the barbarians!”
The Norwegian foreign minister says that Muhammed Ole is a known troublemaker but probably harmless, and that it certainly was a mistake to provide him with governmental funds for his project.
“A glitch, you may say”, says the foreign minister who resembles Keanu Reeves in a rather disturbing way.
"I don’t know what you are talking about, says shy minister……"