Shamans says their reaction comes rather late, a 1000 years or so, but says the religious monotheistic sect that has ruled the western consensus reality for centuries, have only recently come to their knowledge and attention.
"To the shamans he is rather commonplace…."
“I really can’t see what the big deal is”, says shaman. “I meet Christ almost every time I’m online on the astral Web of Wyrd, as we like to call that reality, or frame of mind, where such encounters are possible.”
“What’s with these guys?” shaman asks before answering his own question. “They’ve locked themselves into a small black box and thrown away the key”.
A.P: “But you look rather white and western yourself. Are you telling us you haven’t been under the influence?”
“Well, you can say I didn’t inhale”, the shaman says. “And being dyslectic was a big help. But most of all I thank my grandmother who taught me the old ways. She was a real witch from a long line of Texan banshees, or something like that.”
"We do the same thing in Gardnerian Witchcraft, shaman says. I shit you not….!"
In response to the shamanic outcry the archbishop of Canterbury says that:
“You don’t have to be Christian for meeting Christ. A Christian is someone who have chosen the Christ archetype as their “power animal” and received it into the body and soul at the aforementioned meeting.”
After some thought the reputedly liberal archbishop continues:
“I have nothing against a polytheistic culture as such, but would implore to these gentlemen to try to get their thoughts in line concerning their own cult before presuming to understand the Christian doctrine. A doctrine so complex, you have to be an expert to fathom it".
"Oh Mother! Is it true? But…. what about Santa Claus??……"
"You know”, the rather gloomy looking archbishop says, “our religion is really just a lot of different pagan mystery traditions scrambled together without a genuine, or original, idea of its own. It’s a tragic fact we don’t usually tell the uninitiated. It’s a thought that tend to make people feel depressed, or, what’s the word….., ….Godforsaken!”
