(*Astral TV*) “No man, woman or animal may feel too confident in the times to come”, Chief Worrier says. “Accidents may strike. Sudden death may hit without warning. Minor mishaps may produce disasters of devastating consequences. Lightning and meteorites may strike at any moment. It is just impossible to tell.”
The Worrier Clan is a growing subgroup in the new age substrata of western secularised Christian culture. The clan members are specialists in Crisis Maximation and may now want public recognition for what they, themselves, see as an important contribution to society.
“The best thing to do is to stay indoors, close all windows and listen to relaxing nature soundscapes and old recordings of wise Indian gurus” the Chief Worrier continues.
“The growth of the Worrier Clan is as yet unexplained”, scientists comments, “as they have obvious problems in the procreative area. Because they never leave their lairs to mate….".